Hi there -- I want to talk to you about my friend, Devin Nunes.

Relax, I'm just kidding. Devin Nunes is a lot of things, but I wouldn't say he's my friend. But while we're on the subject, here's a few things I would say about him:

He's Trump's lapdog.
He's a puppet of Vladimir Putin
He's a fake farmer.
He's spineless.
He's shameless.
He sued a fake cow for some reason????
I could go on, but I know you don't have all day.

Devin Nunes turned his back on us a long time ago, he only cares about serving his legion of millionaire donors and defending Donald Trump.

Now I need your help to defeat him, friends. My campaign has a very important End-of-Quarter Fundraising Deadline and we need to raise another $40,000 to stay competitive and send Devin Nunes packing.

Can you rush a $5 donation to my campaign before our deadline?

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Each dollar we raise gets us closer to our goal, folks, so we appreciate every little bit you can give.

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Thank you for all that you do,

Phil Arballo