Friend,
Welcome to the grand opening of Alligator Alcatraz - Your “one stop shop” for intake, processing, and deportation: all your illegal-immigrant needs!
More than 30-square miles have been allocated to restoring law and order in America, complete with state of the art security, a dedicated runway for receiving and deportation, and 5,000 beds for temporary housing for illegals before they’re flown out of the country for good!
Why is it called “Alligator Alcatraz”?
Best of all, surrounding the facility is 30-square miles of unpopulated Florida Everglades. So past the fences, there isn’t much waiting for them but ALLIGATORS and PYTHONS!
No more joking around, no more catch-and-release - a by-the-book, serious solution to keep criminals out of our country.
It’s perfect, and Democrats are FUMING.
Apparently their idea of dealing with illegals is putting them up in five-star hotel rooms with room service, wifi, and complimentary foot-massages on the taxpayer’s dime.
NOT ANYMORE!
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