Trump’s Toddler Twitter Diplomacy isn't Just Undignified, it's Dangerous

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Don’t Worry, Bibi

Donald may have split with Elon and sold his little deuce coupe Tesla,
but you can be sure he’s going to bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.
How else can he get Netanyahu to let his beach boy son-in law turn
Gaza into the next Kokomo?

by Maureen Dowd

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All I can say is WATCH…and get ready to sing together! And thank you for this, David.

By bombing a middle eastern country for no reason, Trump cements his
legacy as a traditional Republican.

by David Brooks

Opinion | The Iranian people deserve better than a corrupt government
run by religious fanatics.

by Pete Hegseth

Cliff’s Note: Trump Tweets Comparison of Hiroshima to Bombing Iran. Did he Inject That Bleach After all?

Lose Tweets Sink Fleets

I’m gonna be straight with you, our much appreciated and brilliant readers. I’ve probably written over a hundred columns on Trump alone. And I may honestly be running out of creative ways to convey what a galactic fuck-up this snarling jester is on a global scale.

This whiny little bitch of a man bombs Iran, then tweets—because why would you save these announcements for a venue where you’re not on the golden crapper?—that a ceasefire is in place…while the bombs are still falling. That’s not just propaganda, it’s the high-pitched newspeak of the clinically insane.

Then he “Truths” that he destroyed his intended targets, which his own intelligence chief responds to with, “nuh, uh,” along with numerous press sources, leaks from his administration, military analysts and more. So, he tweets again:

With delusion, cowardice and isolation-from-intellect so severe that Trump thinks just *saying it* on “Truth Social” makes it truth. This is what we accomplished when we elected a repellent narcissist with the attention span of a fruit fly. When we gave this planet of mendacity, this non-stop JumboTron of horse shit, bombers instead of a court date.

Trump isn’t running a government—he’s running a social media LARP, and real people are dying for it. To paraphrase Field of Dreams, Trump thinks if (with his stubby little fingers) he types it, it will come. So “peace” becomes real because he tweeted it (though it hasn’t seemed to work for his hair).

In the real world, however, our fighter jets are still in the air, targets are still being hit, and American credibility is in free fall. There is no ceasefire, just like there is no closet to Narnia, no Wolverine fighting with the X-Men and no River Styx….

Though, Charon, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find Trump’s 30,000 scams just since he got back to the White House. Though I probably don’t think you’ll be rewarded by our corporate press, who has cheap Biden-dementia books to hawk.

This isn’t diplomacy—it’s a live-action ego trip with airstrikes providing the entertainment. And every time the dumb MFer hits “post,” another ally loses faith, another enemy is emboldened, and the rest of us hold our breath hoping the next missile doesn’t drag us into World War III. Thankfully, even some of his former supporters are even beginning to get that this is the undeniable truth—not Truth Social.

Yet, the bootlickers cheer. Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, this entire speechless-in-Dear-Leader’s presence, cabal of spineless MAGA lapdogs who confuse performative toughness with leadership. They sit on TV and X acting like Trump’s latest tantrum is some 4D chess move, when it’s just a 78-year-old crazy-pants rage-posting between bites of overcooked steak.

These hammerheads don’t care who dies, so long as they get a Fox News hit, a pat on the head from the Orange Pharaoh and a shot at leading the caucus of the damned in the future.

Look, we’re not in a Woody Allen film. Foreign policy by tweet isn’t just dumb-as-a-door-hinge behavior—it’s dangerous. The world isn’t your therapy, Donnie. You don’t get to bomb a country, lie about a ceasefire and then go back to cheating at golfing like nothing happened.

Every reckless word, each impulsive post, all the cringe communication, carries the weight of real human consequences, even if you don’t care, Don. This isn’t reality TV. It’s reality. And the man is playing with American lives while Mike Johnson, Ron Johnson—really all the Republican Johnsons—do nothing be egg him on and line up his ass for kissing.

It’s not just Iran. It’s our standing in the world. Our economy. Our troops. And Trump, as always, couldn’t care less. Because the bombs aren’t dropping on him. Or his money. He’s safe behind the Secret Service, tweeting from the Saddam Hussein penthouse in Florida or the white house in Washington he usurped form its real owners.

Also, authoritarians never stop at one war. Especially those who suffer from vampire-like bloodlust. They feed on conflict, chaos, and fear—because it’s the only way they know how to feel powerful. Trump bombed Iran because he wanted to punish someone, anyone, to feel big again. He tweeted about a ceasefire to soothe his own ego, not make the world feel safe.

And his enablers? They’d sell out their mother for a Cabinet post and a selfie at Mar-a-Lago.

Don’t let them gaslight you. Don’t let them act like diplomatic proposal or threat via tweet is normal. It’s madness via social media platforms built for cult worship and Q-anon. The only ceasefire that’s real is the one where this dingus finally gets fired—from public life, from relevance, from our democracy—for good.

In the meantime, FFS, will you cock-up group of cowards who surround him like the stink of of 1000 unwashed mules take away his damn phone already!!

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