| Folks,
A lot of hooligans have been talking about me behind my back, spewing off blasphemous lies as if they were a parrot on AOC's shoulder.
Well, I'm coming to you, my favorite supporter, to correct the record.
FACT: I served as Louisiana's State Treasurer for five consecutive terms. While these Looney Leftists try to say I couldn't even balance a checkbook, I have proven experience overseeing billions of dollars and making your tax dollars work for you. I know how to keep these numbers tighter than a gator's grip on a chicken.
FACT: Yes, I have indeed ventured out of Louisiana and Washington, D.C. In fact, I went as far as Oxford University, where I received my B.C.L. degree and finished as a First Class Honors graduate. I proved once again that Americans still know how to do it better than the Brits, as if they needed a reminder after 1776.
FACT: I love breakfast. It's the most important meal of the morning, afternoon, or evening. If I could sit in a Cracker Barrel eating nothing but omelettes for the rest of my life, I would. But if I didn't show up for work, the Looney Left would miss me too much, and Chuck would go unchecked with his crazy socialist ideas. If there's one thing I love more than breakfast foods, it's protecting America's freedoms.
FACT: I believe love is the answer. But, you ought to own a handgun just in case. I'll never stop defending our 2nd Amendment Rights. It's no one's business but the good Lord's and yours as to why you'd want to own a firearm. The Looney Leftists who want to take your guns away can't even tell apart a Glock from a ray gun, yet they think they ought to be the judge, jury, and executioner of our Second Amendment, not under my watch.
Now that I've cleared the air a bit, I'm humbly asking you to support me. Chuck, AOC, and all those Yankees up North are out to get me.
You'd make me cheerier than a bluebird singin' on a bayou mornin' if you'd chip in $20 or more before my midnight fundraising deadline.
Thank you,
Senator Kennedy
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Meet Senator Kennedy:
Before he became Senator in 2017, John Kennedy was elected to five terms as State Treasurer. As Treasurer, he oversaw the state's $10.6 billion investment portfolios. He also oversaw local and state bond issues and returned millions of dollars in unclaimed property each year. Prior to his position as Treasurer, John served as Secretary of the Department of Revenue, Special Counsel to Governor Roemer and Secretary of Governor Roemer's Cabinet. He was also an attorney and partner in the Baton Rouge and New Orleans law firm of Chaffe McCall.
John was raised in Zachary, LA. and graduated from Zachary High School. John graduated magna cum laude in political science, philosophy and economics from Vanderbilt, was president of his senior class, and elected to Phi Beta Kappa. He received his law degree from the University of Virginia and his B.C.L. degree from Oxford University in England where he was a First Class Honors graduate. John has been an adjunct professor at LSU Law School and has been a volunteer substitute teacher for Louisiana public schools for over 15 years.
Senator Kennedy is a true champion of conservative values and our constitutional rights. He believes that America is the greatest nation in all human history and that our freedoms must always be defended. As Senator, he has fought to lower taxes, protect your 2nd Amendment rights, secure the Southern border, and defend the lives of the unborn.
"The people of Louisiana are strong and tenacious, and I'm so honored to serve them as senator and proud to call it 'home.' I'm from the little town of Zachary, LA, and one thing I know for sure is that Louisiana values are my values. I wake up every day with one thing on my mind: doing right by Louisiana families and working hard for the taxpayer."
-Senator John Kennedy
Now, Senator Kennedy is working around the clock to defeat the Looney Left. That Yankee Up North and his gravy train with biscuit wheels, is getting million-dollar donations left and right. Could you lend a hand and help Senator Kennedy defend our America First Movement?
HELP SENATOR KENNEDY
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