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Being around people is overrated / Don't let your pet sleep with you / Death and deliveries from above

Have you been around people? They're the worst

Keith Conrad
Jun 17
 
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New Study Finds Loneliness Unlinked to Mortality Among Older Home Care Recipients

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It would be more dangerous to be the one to try to stop her


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A murder aboard a starship, a vanished secret to faster-than-light travel, and the only witness is a silent, shapeshifting alien who may not be what it seems.

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Keith Conrad / Darren Marlar

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Golf Talk, Grit, and $4.3 Million Putts with John Dempsey

AS I WAS SAYING WITH BIG JOHN HOWELL
JJ Spaun shocks the field at Oakmont with a dramatic U.S. Open win, and John Howell and John Dempsey are here to break it all down.

Golf Talk, Grit, and $4.3 Million Putts with John Dempsey

Big John Howell

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Of Mice, Men, and Michael Jackson (with John Dempsey)

THE CHICAGO SMOKEHOUSE WITH JOHN HOWELL AND RICK TELANDER
John Howell and Rick Telander welcome longtime newsman and first-time guest John Dempsey for a special episode packed with vermin, vintage movie trivia, evolutionary biology, and one shockingly good Michael Jackson impression.

Of Mice, Men, and Michael Jackson (with John Dempsey)

John Howell / Rick Telander

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Also Worth A Look…

  • Walmart's Drone Deliveries Expand, Now in Five Different US States - I just hope that all of the drones carry a small speaker that constantly blasts Ride of the Valkyries

  • AI adoption in workplace nearly doubles: Gallup - That’s a lot of people using emojis as bullet points in their presentations

  • Loch Ness Monster spotted for second time this year with sinister recording - Looks like a garbage bag to me

  • Cops: Florida Man Has Dialed 911 16,000 Times - I know some people who have called radio stations about that many times

  • DoorDash Driver Accidentally Drives Into Secure Area of Chicago Airport, Police Say - Oops

  • Chinese woman schemes to make US$1.4 million by living with rich men, looting luxury homes - It’s a shame she put all that work into that scheme when she could have just started a meme coin

  • Tourist falls off cliff while trying for close-up view of Hawaii volcano eruption - He managed to survive somehow. Maybe stay behind the railing

  • New York restaurant returns 110-year-old lobster to the sea - They could tell the lobster was old because he told them the story of the time he tied an onion on his belt

  • Most people are guilty of doing this in the shower — but experts warn it’s incredibly dangerous: ‘Don’t do it’ - Don’t pee in the show. George Costanza couldn’t have been more wrong

  • Dog Tag of Fallen WW II Soldier is Returned to Family 80 Years After His Death - It’s nice to see them get closure, even if it’s a couple generations later

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