Hey there! Captain Obvious reporting for duty.

My latest cutting-edge revelation? It’s lethally stupid (not to mention illegal) for the President of the United States to be pocketing $320 million on a crypto scam.

Now, you might be thinking, Sean, I get that this crypto stuff is bad, but is it really a national security crisis in the making?!

Allow me to explain: Imagine you’re a foreign government, or any number of shadowy non-state actors. All you have to do is drop some cash on Trump’s worthless digital monopoly money, and now the U.S. president is in your pocket. No-brainer, right?

That’s why I've just formally requested a DOJ investigation into the “crypto ball” Trump hosted in April, where the top 25 bribers — I mean, buyers — received an “ultra exclusive private VIP” tour of the taxpayer-owned White House.

I took this extraordinary step because this isn’t solely a question of ethics or laws. This is a question of the Commander-in-Chief’s allegiance to our country.

I won’t let this crime be buried like a thousand others before it, but blowing the whistle on this criminal regime is not a one-man gig.

Can I count on you to join my call for an official investigation? It’s a small action that will bring much-needed exposure to this brewing national security crisis.

— Sean Casten