😁 HOLY CRAP! Elon Musk COMPLETELY SHREDS Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" 😁You got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. And know when to run - Kenny RogersIn This Letter!😁 David Shuster’s Great video 👊 My Column 🥃 NYT Pitchbot’s Hilarious Pitches I put David’s video + a few pitches above paywall today so you’ll get a taste of David’s great videos/NYT Pitchbot’s priceless pitches we offer each week! Donald Trump’s inner circle is charging $5 million for a private DAVID SHUSTER VIDEO, EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOU!Watch as David crushes Trump’s un-firing neurons during his dementia’d attacks on Harvard, Memorial Day & West Point! As TX GOPers violate the Ten Commandments to…vote to force the 10 Commandments in classes! And don’t miss “It’s My Cheese!”
We’re running a special! *Full Access* to Blue Amp for only $1.32 per week! Please support our work covering stories monopoly media ignores. And amplifying indy media to create a viable, powerful, media ecosystem independent of corporate interests! Amplify Good. Support Indy Media! Donald Trump has gone over two weeks without deporting any 4-year-old Cliff’s Note: 🚨 When Grifts Attack! Elon Musk vs. Trump’s “Big Beautiful” Budget by Beelzebub 🚨Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, wondering in the night, what were the chances… Well, well, well, it looks like the bumbling billionaires bromance may be heading for a failure to launch…just like SpaceX! Yes, Elon Musk, everyone’s fave incellionaire, who’s usually content playing Trump’s tech pet and bro-breaking into The U.S. Department of the Treasury with his army of 14-yr olds, suddenly decided to call out Trump’s barf-inducing self-nicknamed “Big Beautiful Bill.” Why? Because, according to Elon, it adds to the deficit. You don’t say, Elon!? Wow, next thing ya know he’ll tell us the Tesla Cybertruck is ugly as fuck, as over-priced as Trump-University degree and has shoddily-glued-on panels like the Millennium Falcon toy I constructed as a toddler. Brief Interlude: Is Tech Bro *Stoopid* better, equal to, or worse than Christian Nationalist *Stoopid?* I dunno. But watch, decide, and then continue reading my column! Yes, it’s the same Elon Musk—the guy who ran Twitter into a financial Wile E. Coyote crater and whose fake department, Doge—never created by a Senate Committee—has been the fiscal equivalent of the 2008 housing market. Seriously, dude, are you making me take Donald Trump’s side on something?? Of course, Trump’s bill will frag our finances. But a) All Trump knows is destruction, from companies to lives to countries. Anyone could seen this, and you, Elonm still chose to throw in with him, you Dolt and Gabbana; b) You—you abhorrent apartheid offspring who failed at everything you did while not-really, but-sorta in the U.S. government—are far from the ideal messenger here! No, Elon’s tantrum isn’t about macroeconomics. It more likely about that thing we got audio of him balling abouty to friend/foe Donald Trump in the Oval. It’s about the fact that hitching his once-valuable brand to MAGA has… ... Keep reading with a 7-day free trialSubscribe to Blue Amp to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives. A subscription gets you:
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