The results are in, JOHN!

A lot of you took the Team Burchett poll yesterday, and as it turns out, most people love a good ol’ fashioned straw with their milkshake. 

But we’re not talking about those flimsy, Biden-backed paper straws that fall apart in five dadgum minutes. Folks like you and me need the real deal: PLASTIC STRAWS. 

I know we’re about to trigger an even bigger meltdown than we already did with Straw Gate, so I had to commemorate the occasion with a t-shirt.

Stay strong and keep sippin’ those liberal tears one slurp at a time! At least when they come for us, we’ll be hydrated. 

Thanks for being here!

Tim Burchett

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