While the boys were out this weekend playing beer bong, crushing Busch Apples, and telling girls on the beach they were venture capitalists, Democrats were devising a plan to study dudes and attempt to figure out why the fellas think Democrats suck so hard. They're going to spend $20 million to learn that a top reason why they lost the male vote is that they think they need to spend $20 million to learn why they lost the male vote.
The Life of Julia is going to become The Life of Chad.
