| Evening, Patriots! We’re capping May 23 with a sanctuary city’s bold stand against Trump’s deportation plans sparking tension and Hillary Clinton spinning a bizarre tale about a GOP woman president. This PM edition is your conservative victory lap—let’s dive in! | | This issue has been sponsored by: Green Valley | | | Constipated? Do THIS Before Breakfast
(and Watch What Happens) | A shocking health report just revealed that... | The average American has potentially pounds of old, decaying poop trapped in their bowels. | Imagine, instead of waste sliding out of you every day like clockwork... | It builds up in your colon for years... making your belly appear swollen... | And likely allowing toxins to seep into your body. | If you sometimes strain when on the toilet... | You should pay close attention here... | Because according to research published by the National Institutes of Health... | These “poop toxins” can be associated with joint pain, debilitating fatigue, and wild mood swings... | And yet most people assume body aches, a foggy brain, and irritability are due to aging. | But here’s the good news: | Doing this new, 10-second routine before breakfast gently removes pounds of backed-up poop... | Without laxatives, suppositories, enemas or even probiotics... | And all from the comfort of your own home. | It’s never been easier to start your day with a smooth move... | While also making you feel slimmer, energized, happier, and ache-free. | Here it is: | ===> doing THIS 10 seconds before breakfast effortlessly flushes out your gut (no more straining, embarrassing gas, or pooched belly) | | | | Arlington’s Sanctuary Vote Tests Trump’s Border Push | Arlington, Virginia, doubled down on sanctuary policies, blocking police from aiding ICE—patriots are fuming as local leaders throw up roadblocks to Trump’s deportation agenda. | | Hillary Calls GOP Woman President a Patriarchy Puppet | Hillary Clinton’s at it again, claiming a GOP woman president would just serve the “patriarchy”—conservatives are laughing as her unhinged rant flops hard. | | Health Tip | Grab some salmon tonight—omega-3s keep you sharp to mock Hillary’s latest nonsense. | | |
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