Hey there friends and farmers! I'm reaching out with an update about Devin Nunes' fruitless attempts to unmask me, an internet Cow he made quite Twitter famous!
Check out the latest news:
The Fresno Bee: Devin Nunes' attorney says he's at 'dead end' in quest to reveal identity of Twitter cow
Nunes has made himself a laughing stock -- he's so thin-skinned that he can't handle a parody Twitter account criticizing him online. And now his lawyer is admitting defeat!
He's going to lose in court, but we also have to make sure he loses at the ballot box! That's why I'm asking you to support his Dem-moo-cratic opponent Phil Arballo -- he's up against his Mid-Month Fundraising Deadline and could use some GRASSroots support:
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Together, we can butcher Devin Nunes' chances of re-election!
Thank you,
The Cow
@DevinCow