John,

Did you hear the good news? Elon Musk is on his way out. Bye.

It’s a little hard for me to celebrate. In just a few months, he’s helped fire thousands of workers, attacked federal unions, and cut essential services millions need to survive.

But we rose up against him. We showed up at his showrooms and marched against his billionaire tax cuts. He has been accused for YEARS of union busting.

So today I’m celebrating. Sign the card: Bye Elon! And good riddance.

I have an idea on how to make the government more efficient: get billionaires out.

We don’t need these men who built their wealth on our exploited labor tinkering with things they don’t understand. We need their hands off our healthcare, off our public education system, and off all the services we rely on.

Because what do they want? Another tax cut, and for workers like me to sit back and accept poverty wages to get there.

So with his companies in shambles, he’s leaving the administration with his tail between his legs. Sign the card: So long Elon, and don’t let the door hit you on your way out!