Breaking News: Democrats have finally figured out what we've known all along - their party is a hot mess!
One of their own just spilled the beans: "This is worse than 2016... Our party is so weak and so diminished."
Yeah, no kidding!
But don't get too comfortable, folks. When Democrats panic, they're like a bad cook in the kitchen - they start throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks.
So, here's the deal. The GOP is closing up shop on voter verification records TONIGHT, and we still haven't heard from you.
We've had Tim Scott, Tom Cotton, Ted Cruz, Bernie Moreno, and Kellyanne Conway all on the phone, wondering where you are. It's like your grandma calling to ask why you haven't visited in a while - except instead of guilt-tripping you into eating more mashed potatoes, they're asking you to verify your voter profile!
So, what's it gonna be? Are you in, or are you out? Complete the Official 2025 Voter Verification Questionnaire now, and let's show the Democrats what we're made of!
Click the link to get started: VoterVerificationBreakingNews/[email protected]