Might want to set your 401k to “Aggressive”*
Not to be Judgy McJudgerson over here, but if you don’t feel that way about your pet, why do you even have them?

SCI-FI SHORT STORIES - NARRATED BY DARREN MARLAR & PRODUCED BY KEITH CONRAD
After discovering a mysterious and disturbing painting in a museum, a man brings it home—only to find that some works of art were never meant to live beyond the canvas.
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THE CHICAGO SMOKEHOUSE WITH JOHN HOWELL AND RICK TELANDER
John Howell and Rick Telander return to their favorite cigar-scented studio to talk about everything except politics. The conversation swirls from charity softball heroics and Beatles trivia to a truly baffling public image makeover by one of football’s most famously stone-faced coaches.
 | Blocking Jurko, Smoking Cubans, and Belichick’s Mermaid Muse John Howell / Rick Telander Episode |
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AS I WAS SAYING WITH BIG JOHN HOWELL
Jennifer Stephens joins John Howell to reflect on the election of Pope Leo XIV, the first American pope and a native of Chicago’s South Side. The two discuss the significance of his background, his connection to Pope Francis’s legacy, and what his papacy could mean for the Catholic Church.
 | Chicago's Own Becomes First American Pope: Jennifer Stephens Reflects on Historic Moment and Hope for the Future Big John Howell Episode |
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*Not actual financial advice