Hey team, it’s Rob.
Donald Trump’s birthday is tomorrow and we’re this close to hitting the one million signatures we need to fill the card.
Seriously, can you imagine? One million people saying, "Happy Birthday, Donald, we’re going to vote you out of your job in November!"
Couldn’t happen to a better, more deserving guy.
So if you haven’t already -- sign this! We need you! Click here to add your name to Donald Trump’s birthday card before tomorrow >>
Talk soon,
Rob
---Forwarded Message---
From: JoeBiden.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Fri, June 12, 2020
Subject: Did someone say "birthday?"
Hey, it’s Rob, Joe Biden’s Digital Director.
On our team, we like to “have fun on the internet.” And you know, there’s nothing more fun than birthdays. They’re the best. Every year, I do a karaoke party and invite a prominent Republican. They’ve never come, though three years ago, Jeb Bush’s press secretary told me to stop emailing him.
Well, someone we all know quite well is celebrating a birthday this weekend. And it’s a big one: his last in the White House. I don’t know how he’ll choose to celebrate: maybe a surprise party during his bunker inspection. An extra half hour of his morning cable news binge. Maybe he’ll have a fast food party like he does for visiting sports teams for whatever reason (??).
Anyway. I’m a big card guy, so I want to send him one, but I need your help.
I had my team work on some messaging and some graphics, but I need one million supporters to add their name to the card.
So what do you say, will you join me in having some fun on the internet today? Check out the card we’re working on below and add your name to help us reach one million co-signers:
To: DONALD TRUMP“ENJOY YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE”XOXO, TEAM JOE
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So anyway, I hope no one spoils the surprise. But if the President should read this: I hope you enjoy this card. My friends and I worked really hard on it -- so maybe give it some space on your fridge. You’re running out of time to do that before voters send you packing, ya know.
Sincerely,
Rob Flaherty
Digital Director
Biden for President
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