Folks,

I'm more stressed than an Orca Whale at SeaWorld.

My team just showed me our fundraising report, and the numbers look worse than the stock market during the Great Depression.

We were supposed to have raised over $54,000 by today, but we're over $13,000 SHORT!

My knee-jerk reaction was to think Chuck hired a tofu-eating wokester to crack open our fundraising safe in the darkness of night, but my team told me there was no error to be found.

It turns out that some of our Top Supporters have SKIPPED OUT on donating this month, INCLUDING YOU!

I'm praying like a kamikaze pilot before boarding the plane that this isn't true. We've been relying on your support to beat that Yankee up North each and every month, but at this pace, he'll crush our fundraising and sweep the nation in a blue wave next election.

In light of this terrible news, I've asked one special old-money friend to help us out. He came through and is offering YOU a special fundraising portal that EXPIRES AT MIDNIGHT!

I'm humbly asking you to take advantage of this special opportunity and send us a donation of any amount with this exclusive fundraising portal before midnight.