Folks,

We're in a bit of a bind, like a frog in a frying pan, and the clock's ticking fast.

We're giving it everything we've got to keep standing strong for you and our Conservative values, but every time I look around, those weenie wokers are pushing harder than a mule with a bee in its bonnet.

I can hold the line for a while longer, but I sure can't keep it up without the help of true, patriotic folks like you.

Friend, it'll go a long way toward stomping out these woke ideologies that are creeping through our government!

Chip in here to help beat the April deadline: [Link]

We won't take up any more of your time, but know this—we're relying on folks like you, who understand that we've gotta dig deep if we're going to keep our country from going off the rails.

God Bless,
John Kennedy