Trump Watch: Life's a parade ... or just Trump’s?

This week, Trump practices his magic by making FEMA disappear, YOU might get to buy Trump a parade for his birthday (whether you want to or not), Trump kicks Nancy Reagan’s war on drugs up a notch, OMG Musk’s bromances are crumbling (what a shame), and, of course, tariffs.

Here is your Trump Watch roundup:

Trump boosts dying coal industry, environment be damned

Party like it’s 1925!

Trouble in paradise? Musk calls top Trump trade adviser a ‘moron’

Oh no, not this bromance.

Trump plans grotesque military parade for his 79th birthday

A birthday budget more bloated than … I’ll stop.

Apparently, Trump's thinking about bombing Mexico now

What happened to “Just say no”?!

States feel the pain as Trump team schemes to ‘eliminate’ FEMA

DIY disasters. So trendy.

Trump team touts genius tariff plan—but won't say what it is

Ooohh, top secret plans. They must be good, then.

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Democrats investigate Trump's 'illegal shakedown' of law firms

Good.

New York told Trump to f-ck off—and won

Keep winning.

Watch Jon Stewart's scathing take on Trump's torturous tariff debacle

LOL.

This week's ridiculous Trump quote:

“I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair. I have to stand in the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet.”

Trump's time in the White House runs out in: