| Evening, Patriots! We’re capping April 11 with Trump dunking on Adam Schiff and plotting a massive military parade for the Army’s big 2-5-0. This PM edition is your conservative victory lap—let’s dive in! | | This issue has been sponsored by: Fisico | | | The Simple Nighttime Trick for Deep Sleep | | Tired of tossing and turning? This easy 20-minute bedtime routine is helping people fall asleep faster and stay asleep all night. Try It Tonight & Wake Up Refreshed | | | Trump Hilariously Mocks Schiff at Dodgers Event | Trump turned a Dodgers White House gig into a Schiff roast fest, leaving patriots in stitches—conservatives are loving the Donald’s knack for turning pomp into a pencil-neck takedown. | | Trump Preps Huge Military Parade for Army’s 250th | Trump’s gearing up for a blockbuster parade to celebrate the Army’s 250th birthday—patriots are pumped as the Donald promises tanks, jets, and pure American pride to flex on the haters. | | Health Tip | Grab some steak tonight—red meat fuels the patriot spirit for Trump’s big show. | | |
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