Despite Donald Trump's best efforts to executive order this lunacy into oblivion, two men are making history by making it to the finals of a WOMEN'S billiards tournament. Not unlike when the East German Women's Olympic Team presented American icon Nick Rivers with a medal (RIP Val Kilmer), neither of these broads passes the eyeball test. But you only have to claim to be a woman in order to beat women in women's women-only competitions. Why? Because you're a transphobe for asking questions.\