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| Fellow American,  AB, thank you! I'm honored! How did I get this prestigious award? I called a disgruntled Liberal a "clown" as the elevator doors closed on him. Disgruntled Liberal: "I was a worker at HHS. I was illegally fired." Me: "You probably deserved it." Disgruntled Liberal: "I deserved it? Wow. Why did I deserve it?"  Me: "Because you seem like a clown." Here's the thing – I'll NEVER stop fighting the Radical Left, whether I'm on the Senate floor advancing President Trump's agenda or walking into an elevator as a Liberal harasses me. But I'm only able to do this with YOUR continued support. Here's the bad news: I MISSED my End-of-Quarter Deadline, and now I need to submit my numbers to the FEC to be made public. The Leftists will see how short I came up on my goal, and they'll begin to DUMP MILLIONS of dollars into flipping the Senate BLUE in 2026. My team has unlocked a special "Cracker of the Day Portal" to EXTEND my EOQ deadline until MIDNIGHT! Can you chip in just $10 to help me catch up to my goal? Thank you, Jim Banks, The Cracker of the Day
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