From Cliff Schecter with Blue Amp <[email protected]>
Subject ELON Sobs to TRUMP About Tesla Sales & Stock Crashing IN LEAKED SECRET AUDIO!
Date April 2, 2025 10:48 PM
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Elon Musk's Oval Office Sob Fest: When Billionaire Tears Flood the White House
In a scene to rival the most melodramatic soap opera, Elon Musk transformed the Oval Office into his personal therapy chamber, complete with sobs, sniffles and a desperate plea for validation from President Trump. It's almost as pathetic as it is poetic: the self-proclaimed genius entrepreneur, who’s treated his Tesla customers as Pete Hegseth does an empty bottle of Jack Daniel’s; a weeping, wailing, whimpering meat-sack of waterworks bawling to the very embodiment of weaponized assholery.
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This emotional unburdening comes on the heels of Tesla's stock taking a nosedive, much like Musk's reputation for honesty, vision, leadership and adulthood. Perhaps the pressures of juggling 14 CEO jobs he had not business taking on simultaneously, while fathering kids at a Genghis-Khan-like pace, finally punctured the bubble of invincibility he so carefully curated.
Or maybe, just maybe, the realization that his Twitter tantrums and impulsive business decisions have real-world consequences has hit him harder than an unglued Cybtruck panel on a highway. Either way, the man who once aimed for Mars is now struggling to navigate the basic gravity of what we here on Earth call, “not being a total prick.”
It's kinda hard to ignore the irony of a billionaire seeking solace from a president whose empathy is as elusive as a profitable Musk enterprise, or a multi-syllabic word pronounced correctly in a Marjorie Taylor Greene sentence.
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But, I see why you’d feel sorry for a hubristic, hangnail of a human. A guy who said someone trying to save children trapped in a cave was a “pedophile,” that military vet/astronaut, Sen. Mark Kelly’s a traitor, has attacked private persons on Twitter, libeling them til they get death threats and must flee, sexually harassed a SpaceX employee, did a Seig Heil at the GOP Convention + roughly 189.5 other things that make him as repulsive personally as he’s stupid politically. And we haven’t gotten to government workers he fired without warning via email. Yeah, lotsa sympathy for him.
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