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| Folks,
I would rather drink weed killer than ever stop fighting for you. We won in 2024, but the Socialist Left is loading up its war chest to fight back in 2026. If we don't turn our fundraising around quickly, things could get really bad. Folks, I'll NEVER stop fighting off the lunacy of the Left. Yes, they're like an infestation of cockroaches throughout America, but we've got to be the exterminators and drive out wokeness. America needs common sense, and that's exactly what we're fighting to implement. Here's something that is NOT an April Fool's joke… I MISSED MY END-OF-QUARTER FUNDRAISING GOAL BY $3,450! My team has put together an exclusive portal to EXTEND the deadline until MIDNIGHT!
You'd make me as happy as a pup chasing a rabbit if you could chip in $25 before midnight.
You'd make me as happy as an accountant after Tax Day if you could chip in $50 before midnight.
I hope my April Fool's joke didn't scare you too much, but I sincerely hope you donate to help me catch up on my extended EOQ deadline. I can't get these weenie wokers off my tail without YOU. Thank you,  Senator John Kennedy  Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington, D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore common sense! Chip in $35 today to ensure that we give our future generations a fighting chance. 
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