Hi there, it’s Zuma — Team Crow’s Chief Bark Officer! 🐾

I don’t usually get involved in politics, but I had to speak up. Elon Musk and his DOGE bros are still causing trouble and sniffing around in your private data. That’s not just ruff — it’s downright unacceptable.

That’s why my dad introduced the Taxpayer Data Protections Act to stop Elon and his billionaire buddies from using DOGE to scam you. I may not understand everything about politics (still trying to figure out how to catch the mailman), but I know a bad DOGE when I see one.

Now, I’m usually only worried about treats and nap time, but even I can’t sleep on this: My dad’s HUGE end-of-quarter fundraising deadline is this Monday.

I’d donate myself, but… well, I don’t have thumbs. Or a credit card. Can you chip in right now to help my dad fight back?

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My dad needs your help, or else Elon and his billionaire pals could get away with their dirty tricks. And trust me, I know a thing or two about dirty tricks — like when humans pretend to throw the ball but actually don’t. Not cool.

Thanks for throwing us a bone,

Zuma Crow 🐾

(P.S. Sorry for any typos—I’m all paws over here.)