| Friend,
What my team told me was borderline inhumane. The news I heard has got me sweating like a sugar mill mule, and I'd honestly rather relive Biden's inauguration than get this talk again. I'm going to be honest; I need your support now more than ever.
My team sat me down, gave me a box of tissues, and told me the worst news I've heard in my entire life.
"Senator Kennedy," they started, "We've got to tell you some bad news, and it's really important that you hear us through."
At this point, I was ready for the worst - I half expected them to tell me that Vladimir Lenin rose from the grave.
What I heard next was worse than I could have imagined. I could have lived my entire life on God's green earth without hearing this one sentence.
"Senator Kennedy - We're not going to meet our fundraising projections before the Quarterly Deadline."
I just about jumped out of my chair. I could hardly look at the report they gave me. I was flabbergasted.
I saw the numbers, and they're not good. We're not $5,000 behind our projections or even $10,000 behind. We're $50,000 away from our on-track number leading into the most important stretch.
I hate asking - but I just about jumped out of my chair. I could hardly look at the report they gave me. I was flabbergasted.
I'm hoping a MIRACLE can happen in the next few hours. If you can contribute ANYTHING, I will be forever grateful.
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Please, I'm counting on you to make this miracle a reality.
Best, 
Senator Kennedy
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