Friend, PLEASE Be honest: Do you want a $ DOGE stimulus check?

Here's the good news: It could be right around the corner with the work Elon Musk has been doing.

But here's the dim reality: Elon's work to cut government WASTE and uncover FRAUD has uncovered a dark secret. 

You're OWED this money for a reason! 

You see, one of the most brutally concerning discoveries Elon made is that there are magic money computers the federal government has been using to send BLANK CHECKS. That means unmarked untraceable payments with no consequences.

This is where MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of YOUR money and the money of hard working tax-paying American patriots has been going:

YOUR DOGE INVOICE #1PLN-02T-12M

FOR: [email protected]

Are you really going to sit there and accept this? This is a DISGRACE! And it's time to respond immediately to stop it before another dollar is spent on the leftist agenda abroad!

If you're ready to put a stop to this right here, right now, we're asking you to simply sign your name and DEMAND your DOGE stimulus return IMMEDIATELY! 

Tell your lawmaker now that you DEMAND what you are owed!