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5 Weird Tidbits for the Day

• A rooster once lived without a head for 18 months – In 1945, Mike the Headless Chicken survived a botched beheading in Colorado, kept alive by his owner feeding him with an eyedropper; he even toured sideshows.

• There’s a sea slug that steals photosynthesis – The Elysia chlorotica eats algae, then keeps the chloroplasts alive in its body to make its own food from sunlight, like a solar-powered slug.

• A town in Italy has wine flowing from fountains – In 2016, Caldari di Ortona set up a public fountain that dispenses free red wine 24/7 for pilgrims and tourists, because why not?

• Some ants explode to defend their colony – The Camponotus saundersi ant in Southeast Asia can rupture its body when threatened, spraying a sticky, toxic goo to take enemies down with it.

• A medieval knight fought a snail in court – In a bizarre 13th-century French tale, a knight challenged a snail to a duel over a land dispute, and the snail “lost” when it didn’t show up.

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