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I always wanted to quit a job with a singing telegram. But this is better

Keith Conrad
Mar 17
 
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Man Installed "Kill Switch" So That If He Was Ever Fired, All Hell Would Break Loose

That’s the American dream right there. Any good stories out there of companies getting some comeuppance after some poor personnel decisions?

TikTokers Convinced Travelers To Show Up 15 Minutes Before Flights—Now Airlines Are Giving Away Their Seats

Who could have predicted that would have ended badly?


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