Seriously, are you even a mother if you haven’t whispered something dark and twisty (or even mundane) under your breath? This week’s Confessions round up is, a ever, a doozy of admissions. See and be seen.

This article makes me feel so seen because my dog is constantly scooting his butt on our floor. We get his glands expressed on the regular, too. So what gives? Katie McPherson