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THE LIMESTONE LABYRINTH: A DYSTOPIAN ECHO OF 'BRAZIL' IN FEDERAL
RETIREMENT PROCESSING

In a revelation that could have been plucked straight from the
satirical genius of Terry Gilliam's Brazil, Elon Musk recently
disclosed the existence of a federal bureaucracy so absurd it borders
on the dystopian. Situated in the bowels of an old limestone mine in
Boyers, Pennsylvania, this facility processes federal employee
retirements USING DARK AGE METHODS DATING BACK TO THE 1950S!

ELON MUSK, SPEAKING ALONGSIDE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, DESCRIBED A
SCENARIO WHERE THE RETIREMENT PROCESS FOR FEDERAL EMPLOYEES IS BOGGED
DOWN BY MANUAL LABOR IN AN UNDERGROUND MINE. Here, in what sounds like
a scene from a Kafkaesque nightmare, retirement applications are
processed by hand, stored in manila folders, and physically
transported via an antiquated mine shaft elevator.

Musk highlighted that this system caps the number of federal employees
who can retire at 10,000 per month, a figure determined not by policy
or human resources needs but by the speed of an elevator in a mine.

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP! MY EYES POPPED OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN I
HEARD MUSK SHARE HIS FINDINGS!

[DOGE Mine]
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THE FACILITY, OWNED BY IRON MOUNTAIN, HAS BEEN IN USE SINCE THE LATE
1950S, initially chosen for its natural preservation qualities; it's
cool, secure, and away from the world's prying eyes.

WHAT WAS ONCE A CLEVER SOLUTION FOR STORAGE HAS MORPHED INTO A SYMBOL
OF GOVERNMENTAL INEFFICIENCY, REMINISCENT OF THE BUREAUCRATIC
ENTANGLEMENTS AND RED TAPE SATIRIZED IN GILLIAM'S "BRAZIL," WHERE
PAPERWORK AND HUMAN ERROR CONSPIRE TO CREATE NIGHTMARISH OUTCOMES.

The notion that the speed of a mine shaft's elevator dictates federal
retirement policy is not just absurd; it's a stark commentary on how
outdated systems have plague modern governance.

_UNTIL THE TRUMP-MUSK D.O.G.E.!_

THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HAS ATTEMPTED TO DIGITIZE THIS PROCESS IN THE
PAST, SPENDING OVER $106 MILLION WITH LITTLE TO SHOW FOR IT.
_APPARENTLY, IT WENT TOWARDS ELEVATOR REPAIRS._

 

US LAW ENFORCEMENT POSTED: CONGRESS FUNNELED $516 BILLION INTO EXPIRED
PROGRAMS WITH ZERO OVERSIGHT IN 2024!
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The CBO revealed that Congress spent $516 billion in 2024 on programs
with expired authorizations, some dating back over 40 years.
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Just how deeply ingrained are these archaic methods within other
sectors of government, affecting efficiency, security, and the
public's faith in government operations?

IT'S A REMINDER OF HOW VITAL MODERNIZATION IS, NOT JUST FOR EFFICIENCY
BUT FOR MAINTAINING THE DIGNITY OF PUBLIC SERVICE AND THE INDIVIDUALS
WHO DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO IT.

The echoes of "Brazil" in this real-life scenario are a potent
reminder that sometimes, the most absurd realities are the ones most
in need of change.

As we stand at the cusp of new technological eras, the image of
federal employees' retirement being processed in the depths of a mine
by methods from 70 years ago should serve as a wake-up call.

It's time for the U.S. government to ascend from the mines of
inefficiency and into the light of contemporary, transparent
governance.

HOLD GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE TO TAXPAYERS-LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED!

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