Roses are red, violets are blue.

We hate soggy straws—don’t you?

Now that President Trump is back in office, things are changing at breakneck speed. And while it may seem minor in the grand scheme of things, his war against paper straws is music to our ears!

Finally, we can sip a drink in peace without feeling like we’re simultaneously eating an art project.

As the boss man pointed out in this old post (back when X was just plain old Twitter 👀), the Left’s hippy-dippy straws don’t work! Cities and states across America banned plastic straws, caving to pressure from woke activists—and let’s be honest, it wasn’t really about saving the ocean. It was all just virtue signaling. 

But we need to hear from you: Are you ready to slurp in freedom when you reach for your next Mountain Dew (or beverage of choice)?

Take the poll—and then go grab yourself a soft drink. Cheers to the weekend!🥤

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