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Man Terrorizes Neighbors by Playing Loud Music and Dog Barking All Day Long [ [link removed] ]
Manuel Noriega was unavailable for comment. Any entertaining neighbor horror stories out there?
Judgement Day will happen in just a few years, says secret 900-year-old Vatican book [ [link removed] ]
Might as well go ahead and set your 401k to “Aggressive”
Understanding the Budget Process in Congress [ [link removed] ]
BELEAGUERED STAFFERS W/ KEITH CONRAD, LAURA FINCH & SEAN MAGERS
If you’ve ever found yourself frustrated by the endless gridlock in Washington, you’re not alone. Even when it comes to something as essential as passing a budget, Congress seems to operate on a never-ending cycle of delays, negotiations, and stopgap measures.
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Tales From The Blue Line: As TV editor Claire reviews footage late into the night, she begins noticing eerie, shadowy figures lurking in the backgrounds of news segments.
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Percentage of people who pee in the shower leaked in new study [ [link removed] ] - Leaked… see what they did there? Look to your left, and look to your right. Apparently, at least one of you has peed in the show in the past year. George Costanza was unavailable for comment
Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian says he wants to buy TikTok and set a 'new standard' in social media [ [link removed] ] - That’s actually not a bad option. Reddit has managed to strike a decent balance of honoring the idea of free speech, but also keeping the crazies from overwhelming everything
Hotel Guest Returns to Room and Finds it Taken Over by a 'Grumpy' Seal in Need of 'Beauty Rest' [ [link removed] ] - Of course he’d be grumpy. They were enjoying a nice nap when suddenly some crazy person showed up
Diagnostic dilemma: Speed eating a 7-pound burger sent a man to ER unable to pass gas [ [link removed] ] - That seems like it would cause problems for you no matter how slowly you ate it
Man Suing His Brother-in-Law After He Filled His Belly Button with Super Glue [ [link removed] ] - I’ve never heard of the old Super Glue in the belly button trick. Back in my day we just Sharpied wangs on peoples foreheads.
Crowds cheer as runners with frying pans race to mark annual Pancake Day [ [link removed] ] - Every day can be Pancake Day if you apply yourself
Cops: Robber Swallowed $770k In Diamonds [ [link removed] ] - That would definitely leave a mark coming out
Judge sentences Florida dentist accused of ‘campaign of terror’ [ [link removed] ] - He was showing kids the Big Book of British Smiles [ [link removed] ]
Bill Would See Trump Replace Franklin on $100 Note [ [link removed] ] - Can we not?
Michigan woman's free lottery tickets lead to $500,000 prize [ [link removed] ] - That’s a lot of Trump $100 bills (Seriously, can we not?)
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