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5 Weird Tidbits for the Day

• The Inventor of the Electric Chair Was a Dentist – Alfred Southwick, a dentist from Buffalo, cooked up the idea in 1881 after a drunk guy zapped himself on a generator. Apparently, he thought dental drills weren’t thrilling enough.

• Pigeons Can Tell the Difference Between Picasso and Monet – Research proves these feathered loiterers can learn to spot the brushstrokes of art giants. That pigeon strutting by might be sizing up your vibe with an artist’s eye.

• A Guy Once Robbed a Bank With Lemon Juice on His Face – In 1995, McArthur Wheeler slathered his face with lemon juice, convinced it’d hide him from cameras like some citrusy superpower. Cops disagreed, and now he’s a cautionary tale.

• Victorians Used To Take Photos With Their Dead Relatives – In the 19th century, people posed with their stiff kin for posthumous snapshots. Nothing says “family bonding” like a sepia-toned stare from beyond.

• Beavers Have Orange Teeth Because of Iron – Their teeth are laced with iron, turning them a bright orange and tough enough to chew timber. Good luck selling that shade at the toothpaste counter.

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