Dear Earth: Please accept our apologies for choosing an idiot as our president.
An idiot who says stupid things, does even stupider things, and creates new international crises on a daily basis.
We've done a lot of great things for humanity in the past, but putting this guy back in office was not one of our finest moments.
Sorry.
Love, America
(Please add your name, tell the rest of the world we're sorry, and get all your fellow Americans to do the same)
Thank you,
Left Action
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