|  Dear Canada: You've been a great neighbor for the last 150+ years, and we look forward to continuing that relationship into the future. So please accept our apologies for electing an idiot who seems intent on coming up with a new way to insult you every day -- threatening to make you a state, calling your prime minister "governor", and now imposing massive tariffs. Every country has idiots -- we just made the mistake of making our biggest one the president. (Please add your name, tell Canada we're sorry, and get all your fellow Americans to do the same) | 
