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PORTSIDE CULTURE
BRING IN THE CLOWNS
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Jean Chacona
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_ Poet Jean Chacona offers a satirical view of the hucksterism at the
heart of the new administration. _
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Hello, I will be your doctor
for today.
My name is Dr. Robertson.
Btw, I’m not a real MD,
I’m a celebrity auto mechanic
(you may have seen me on TV
and now, on TikTok)
so I am very good at solving
problems.
- and, oh, before we begin
we have a legal waver
for you to sign.
Basically, the waver states that for
treatment, we don’t offer surgery,
or any disease preventative vaccines,
or write prescriptions.
We can, however, offer you a
Tarot reading,
oh, but only if our psychic is in,
I’m not sure if she is in yet,
or will be in today, or when . . .
(but we can check later).
Also,
if you need to book a follow-
up appointment, perhaps you
should do that soon
since I will probably get fired
some time or other
in the near future.
And, oh, in addition –
and not restricted
by the legal waver –
today, we are offering an oil
change special, if you are
interested.
So, have a seat
and we will begin.
_Jean Chacona grew up in Ithaca, N.Y., and moved out west as an adult,
living in California and New Mexico where she discovered that
depression is often related to the amount of current cloud cover. Here
poems have appeared widely._
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