Friend,

Another day, another inter-MAGA fight.

Did the GOP keep their House majority? Yes. Did the incoming president endorse the current Speaker of the House? Yes. Is Mike Johnson’s position safe? Absolutely not.

The guy's nickname is literally ‘MAGA Mike’, and he may actually be ousted by MAGA. How do we know? Because the cult members are non-stop yapping about it on Fox. Everybody has an opinion on something that historically has been a pretty easy decision.

Look, we’ll be happy with either outcome. He stays in his place, and nothing gets done and Republicans have to scramble every few months to figure out a spending bill with moron Mike at the top of the pyramid.

Or, he goes, and the majority of MAGA pretty much gives Trump a giant middle finger before he’s even able to re-install his Diet Coke button in the Oval Office. It’s a win-win for our movement. Either way, Republicans look bad, and more time is wasted on an issue that shouldn’t even exist. 

These are the kinds of things that happen when America’s dimmest minds come together and try to fix problems. They get overwhelmed while trying to one-up each other, they try to hog the camera, and meanwhile, nothing is actually taken care of. We knew this was coming, but it’s highly possible that most of America did not. So now, it’s up to us to make sure they know what’s going on.

Help us expose this stupidity so we can weed out some of these guys in 2026 >>

-The Lincoln Project