10. Tried doing “brat.” Broke a gavel…

9. It would appear I picked the wrong year to surprise the kids with a drone for Christmas.

8. As the old saying goes, DC needs more lawyers.


7. It’s difficult to make “attended hearings” and “voted on things” sound like marketable skills on LinkedIn.

6. Looks like this is where I start my career as a podcaster.

5. I had a grievance about the Mets blowing the playoffs, but… Juan Soto.

4. You just know the Giants will even find a way to screw up having the #1 draft pick.

3. Speaking of the Giants, at least when Daniel Jones lost his job he was still getting $36 million a year.

2. Throughout my career, I’ve always made it a point to tell you the truth over some of our most divisive and partisan issues, and I’m here today to tell you… Hallmark Christmas movies are excellent! (And now I have more time to watch them).

1. Do I really need to say it! (But I can’t wait to write my grievances from the 120th Congress.)

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