BY MATT BERG
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I’m now a big star on TikTok.”
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Donald Trump has vowed to “save” TikTok before it’s banned as soon as next month. Get ready for a wild, unpredictable scramble for the controversial app’s future.
- President-elect Donald Trump has an uncanny knack for picking the most ironic moment possible to do something ridiculous. Case in point: Just yesterday, Trump took to social media to boast about his 23 million followers and 3.8 billion views on TikTok, the social media app targeted by Congress as a national security threat due to its Chinese ownership. This morning, a federal appeals court ruled the app can be banned nationwide as early as Jan. 19 — the day before Trump takes office — unless its Chinese owner, ByteDance, agrees to sell. The ruling sets up an madcap, last-minute global power struggle over an app used by over 100 million Americans, including one-third of adults and the majority of teens.
- Trump’s reinvention as the savior of TikTok is absurd for multiple reasons, including the fact that he tried to ban it himself with an executive order the last time he was president (there’s literally an entire Wikipedia page entry on Trump’s “TikTok controversy”). He changed his tune on the campaign trail, when one day he floated the bizarre argument that TikTok should be saved to compete with his top social media nemesis, Facebook, which he blasted as the “enemy of the people.” Kellyanne Conway, his former close aide who now advocates for TikTok, credited the app for Trump’s win in November and said he “appreciates” its “breadth and reach.”
- Trump campaigned hard on protecting TikTok. “For all of those who want to save TikTok in America, vote for Trump,” he said in a video in September, sounding way too much like a sketchy old man offering Skittles to children on a playground. “I’m now a big star on TikTok!”
Another irony: Trump’s top allies and cabinet nominees absolutely loathe TikTok. In fact, hating TikTok is one of the few things that brings MAGA loonies and Democrats in Congress together.
- Trump’s pick for Secretary of State, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), is on record claiming that “Communist China will use TikTok against America.” That view is shared by Trump’s pick for Department of Homeland Security, Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SD), who banned the app from government phones in her state; and Trump’s choice to lead the Federal Communications Commission, Brendan Carr, who wrote a chapter in Project 2025 branding TikTok a “foreign influence campaign.”
- Democrats argue the concerns over foreign surveillance and influence are legit. Sen. Mark Warner (D-VA), the top Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee who has led the charge to ban TikTok, insists the goal isn’t to piss off every teen in America, in comments to What A Day. He said the court’s decision is meant to curb Chinese control over one of the most important platforms in this country. “While I understand that many Americans — particularly younger Americans — have been skeptical of Congress’s concerns with TikTok, today’s decision emphasizes what we’ve been saying all along: this is not an effort to take away a service used by millions of Americans, or take away the voice and creativity of TikTok users,” Warner said in a statement.
- It’s far from clear how this drama will play out. TikTok’s owner, ByteDance, will probably try to delay the Jan. 19 deadline into the start of the Trump presidency, by any legal means possible. If it can, then once Trump reenters the Oval Office, he has a few options to gum up the works, although he’d need to work with Congress to undo the law. Of course, Trump could just change his mind and sign off on the ban (wouldn’t be the first time!).
- Trump might simply tell his new attorney general not to enforce the ban. But that would put all the big companies involved in a weird place, where they’re breaking a law because Trump said it was fine. “If you’re the general counsel of Apple and [chief executive] Tim Cook turns to you and says, ‘Can we host TikTok on our app stores,’ you’re in a very awkward position if the answer is ‘Trump said we could’ in a random tweet,” Alan Rozenshtein, a former national security adviser to the Justice Department, told the Washington Post. “How much do you trust Trump?”
I think we all know the answer to that last question, don’t we?
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We learned something strange about the internet this week, when so many netizens reacted to the brazen murder of a corporate executive in New York City with an outpouring of vitriol for the health insurance industry. But they didn’t stop there.
Now, social media users are lighting up the web with heart emojis for the shooter, whose dashing good looks have some calling him “ babygirl.”
“bro got assassinated by a cutie patootie,” one X user posted, gaining over 140,000 likes on a surveillance camera photo of the man flashing a toothy grin, which reportedly was taken while a hostel employee was flirting with him. “Every woman I know is down catastrophic for the United Healthcare CEO assassin,” another person wrote. “this is my sleepless in seattle,” another user posted, referring to the romcom featuring a young, hunky Tom Hanks.
Police still haven’t caught the shooter who targeted Brian Thompson, the 50-year-old UnitedHealthcare CEO, outside his Hilton on Wednesday morning. Now, authorities are working with DNA evidence, and New York City Mayor Eric Adams said the investigation is “on the right track.”
Meanwhile, a question I’m wondering: When a guy commits a cold-blooded crime on video, and then unexpectedly conquers the internet… can we even be sure that a jury would convict him? It only takes one holdout for a hung jury. One very online juror, perhaps.
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The ACLU has a plan to hold the Trump administration accountable on day one:
- File legal actions to combat discriminatory tactics, including attacks on housing, health care and employment for LGBTQ individuals
- Challenge the administration’s dangerous attacks on reproductive freedom – including attempts to take medication abortion off the selves – through advocacy efforts in Congress and at the state level
- Work with state and local officials to push back against federal overreach and ensure our rights and freedoms aren’t stripped away by federal force.
If Trump's campaign promises – discrimination against LGBTQ individuals and other vulnerable populations, complete bans on abortion access, and threats of mass deportation– are any indication, we must prepare for a full-scale attack on our most fundamental rights.
Join the ACLU today to help stop the Trump administration’s attacks through legal action, advocacy, and community organizing. With your support, the ACLU will be ready to fight back the first moment Trump attacks our rights.
The fights ahead will be challenging, but with the support of millions of members like you, the ACLU's legal, advocacy, and organizing teams can put their plans into action and win.
Join the ACLU today. Together, we can fight the inevitable attacks from the Trump administration and protect everyone's rights and freedoms.
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NYC Mayor Eric Adams raised the possibility of switching from the Democratic to the Republican Party as his corruption scandal unfolds. “I’m a part of the American party,” he said, when asked if he’d return to the GOP, which he was a member of from 1995 to 2002. “Those who don’t like it, they will cancel me … I say: Cancel me. I’m for America.” So… can we just cancel him?
Romania's top court called off its presidential election today after warning about Russia conducting “aggressive hybrid” attacks against the country, an analysis supported by the U.S. The far-right and left-wing political groups are likely to oppose the measure as an attempt by the current government to hold onto power.
Sen. Jacky Rosen (D-NV) said that Democrats need to figure out how to block Trump’s potential repeal of the Affordable Care Act. “Can you imagine that you could go back to a time where you could be denied insurance for a pre-existing condition? No person I have ever met wants to go back to that nightmare,” she told our friends at the What A Day podcast.
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About 227,000 jobs were created in November, beating economists’ expectations.
Crooked Media’s “Antifa” baby onesies saw a bump in sales after Fox News kindly featured in an article yesterday, according to our company’s internal data. I’d like to thank all the babies over at Fox News! Arianna sent in a picture of her dog, Eevee, who you can follow on Instagram at @woweeveewow.
“Behold Eevee the samoyed, breaker of hearts and destroyer of cheese. Bow before her horrifyingly adorable chompers and marvel at her power and grace. She bites fascists and nazis and most certainly predator Trump,” Arianna wrote. “I hope this helps with the election despair and doomscrolling.”
It certainly does. Happy Friday, y’all.
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