John, our Christmas Shop is open!

Worried that the festive downtime will distract from the very real pressing issues of UK - EU trade policy that Best for Britain spend the other 364 days of the year working hard to secure?

Worry no more! Our Christmas card range will put the big issues back where they belong - displayed proudly on your mantlepiece alongside a warm mince pie for Father Christmas.

Being an unabashed Europhile is a tough gig at the best of times, but there's no safer time to declare your love for Brussels than at Christmas where our clothing range will get a knowing nod from those who are in on the joke, and little more than a curious smirk from the sceptic who just thinks you're a little too keen on under-appreciated festive veg.

If Christmas isn't your thing or you're keen to let your progressive star shine all year round, we've got you covered - there's plenty more self-aware satirical merch on our store that pokes fun in both directions and helps support Best for Britain's work.