We've been holding a reserved "CHRISTMAS CAME
EARLY" sweater in your name, but we can't hold it any longer than midnight tonight. If you don't claim it now, we will open
access to the general public.
Don't let this limited-edition sweater slip away! We won BIG this year and this is the perfect reminder for every sore loser
liberal you’ll see this Christmas. Claim it now and show off your conservative pride: