When all across the land, monsters, witches, and assorted horrible creatures emerge, lugging their deadly tools and poisonous potions …
Ghosts of a dark and haunted past, each one appears from the gloom of their tomb, slinking in the shadows, avoiding the light, fearing exposure …
Yes, team, it’s that time of year again: ELECTION SEASON.
And, even though they’re trying to hide, the MAGA fiends are out and about, doing their utmost to steal our democracy and freedoms.
And this season, this weird bunch have another potent trick to play — a devious and dastardly ruse called Project 2025.
You see, First/Team, these creatures of the night want to sell you a bill of treacherous goods while sinking their fangs into the neck of Lady Liberty.
But here’s what you can do, dear friend, to protect your family, your friends, and your neighbors from a dreadful end —