John,
Canada is a house of horrors run by goblins,
witches and monsters! 
They confined us to one room for two years
and told us we couldn’t go out unless we get injected with a deadly
potion!
They let millions of foreign gremlins invade our home!
They’re taking all our money and throwing it out the windows
to pander to greedy leprechauns!
They broke all the appliances
and nothing is working anymore!
They stopped making repairs
years ago, and now the house is completely run down!
Thousands
of their trolls are on the loose and harassing us!
These
ghastly flesh eaters are even mutilating our children!
John, it can’t go on like this.
This
nightmare has to end.
Ottawa needs an
exorcism.
Please donate $10.31 today so we can get
rid of these grotesque creatures!
Thank you,
-Max
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