Dear John,
Picture this: It's 10pm on Thursday, May 3rd, 2029. The exit poll flashes across your screen like a horror movie jump-scare – Nigel Farage is projected to become Prime Minister on a mere 29% of the vote. The Conservative Party, now a hollow shell, has become his vessel. With 319 seats, he's clawed his way to a working majority.
Just a political ghost story? Perhaps. But like all good horror tales, this one's rooted in reality.
Remember: Labour captured two-thirds of Parliament's seats with only a third of popular support, while voter turnout hit haunting lows.
When democracy's foundation is this fragile, even the strongest governments can vanish like spirits in the night.
Is there anything more terrifying than Prime Minister Nigel Farage?
This isn't just a Halloween nightmare – he's been methodically setting the stage, and in this Parliament, he's lurking closer to power than ever before.
We need to push him back into the shadows.