Team Kamala is in a panic. They expected everyone to hate Donald Trump enough to ignore that she has been vice president for the last four disastrous years, and Americans are not doing that. In an act of desperation, she sent Tampon Tim Walz out for a, and I quote, "man-focused media blitz," thinking shiny objects would appeal to fellas. Then our greatest living president Dave Portnoy had an anti-Kamala rant to get off of his chest, and Walz's cosplay was all for naught.