"Many people assume she means, “I don’t want expensive jewelry,” “I don’t want a new Coach bag,” or, “I don’t want a sappy Mother’s Day card.” That is totally not what she means."
scarymommy I'll give you a sharpie if you don't say "Mommy" for one hour.
FROM THE MOUTHS OF MOMS
Confessional #25779421 "I hate when Pinterest recipes include a whole damn essay about why they love a recipe, where they learned it, and what emotions it evokes. Just tell me what I need and how long to cook it for, god damnit!!"
