Friend, 

Time to put another “genius” Trump move up on the big board. It looks like bringing back Corey Lewandowski, known for being too much of a sexual predator to run a sexual predator’s campaign, was a failure. Again. Who could have predicted it?

Now, they didn’t technically fire him, but they did send him back to his home state of New Hampshire, where he’ll be… doing what, exactly? It sounds like Trump sent Corey to a state where it’s impossible to do damage because he’s so far behind. He literally couldn’t even send Corey to a state where he’s up big because he probably knows there’s a chance he’d blow it.

Remember when he swaggered in and tried to depose Chris and Susie? He couldn’t even get past two of the worst campaign managers in recent memory.

But that doesn’t mean Trump won’t find a place for this bozo if he wins in November. This guy has been around from the start. He’s a MAGA pioneer. And he definitely fits the stereotype. Come on, groping a reporter at a fundraiser? Straight out of the DJT playbook.

Anyways, the coup attempt on Chris and Susie is officially over, so now it’s abundantly clear who’s running this joke of a campaign. This pair almost got fired a couple months ago when things just seemingly couldn’t get any worse. But now that Trump is focusing his energy more on being a crypto-Bible-watch salesman, he’s probably paying less attention (Also, if he ends up selling a “crypto Bible watch,” we want a cut…).

We love hearing that two of the worst campaign managers we’ve ever seen are going to continue running the campaign of the worst president we’ve ever seen. It makes sense, and it’s absolutely going to help us win this election. This campaign is suffering, and the best thing to do when something is suffering is to put it out of its misery. Help us deliver the knockout punch >>

-The Lincoln Project