Donald Trump is now hawking $100,000 gold-and-diamond watches, which...yup. Sounds about right.
A Trump Watch is perfect for anyone who wants to pay for a top-of-the-line Rolex, but receive a bedazzled piece of plastic from the dollar store.
On a serious note, like most things Trump, a Trump Watch is an abysmal investment. But don’t get discouraged, because there are still some honest, worthwhile investment opportunities out there.
Opportunities like our contribution matching program!
Let me explain: Some generous donors have pledged to double every online contribution up to $10,000. With early voting already underway, every dollar helps us keep our ads running on the high-cost Chicago media market. It allows us to knock on more doors, speak to more voters, and share our message with the entire district.
You can rest assured your contribution won’t fund the legal bills of a convicted felon. And even better, you don't have to wear a Trump Watch. Win-win!
There’s just one problem: Our Match Fund officially expires at midnight tomorrow.
So, at the risk of sounding like the former Scammer-in-Chief: Time is running out. Don’t lose out on this INCREDIBLE opportunity.
Make your matched donation while supplies last, and help defeat this snake-oil salesman and his accomplices in Congress, once and for all.
Let’s Make Truth Matter Again.
Gratefully,
Sean Casten
|
