It’s storytime, John:

I developed a keen nose for bullsh*t as an Army officer.

In the military, whenever you are in uniform and outside, you always have to wear your hat (we call it a ‘cover’). Well, I had a couple of soldiers who never seemed to be at their stations inside our hangar, and yet their covers were always there – implying they were somewhere inside.

It didn’t take long for me to check those covers out of curiosity, and wouldn’t you know it, they were brand-spanking-new. Those soldiers were trying to pull one over on me while they walked around outside with their extra covers on!

So the next time they left those decoy covers at their desk, I soaked them in water and put them in the freezer for them to find. Safe to say, they stayed at their stations after that.

Just like I could tell those soldiers were trying to see how much BS they could get away with – I can tell Brian Fitzpatrick is pulling the same bullsh*t with his fake claims of being a "moderate."

A moderate doesn't block abortion freedom, our right to vote, or gun safety. A moderate doesn't enable extremists like Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

But freezing a few hats isn't going to get the job done this time. Nope, to teach Fitzpatrick a lesson, we have to get really tough – and kick him out of office.

We deserve honest leaders who will fight for Pennsylvanians — not the same old bullsh*t we’ve been handed for years from Fitzpatrick. Will you please pitch in $10 or more to my campaign?

Thanks for being in this fight with me as my co-pilot,

Ashley 🚁