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But we can't make this happen without your help. We could only produce this film because of Babylon Bee subscribers,
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If you want to see us prevail against the leftist entertainment
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Not only will you have the satisfaction of knowing that you're helping us fight back, you'll be the first to see January 6: The Most Deadliest Day when it hits the internet on October 11. So join us and let's have some fun!

*We are David in this analogy. Because we're the good guys, and we're of average height.